My pupils are dilated to the point that the only thing I’m sure of as I type is that I’m filling the white page with jagged black lines. I suppose I could increase the font size but that would rob me of an unusual way to lead into this blog post. When I was at the eye doctor (not the herbal doctor if that’s where your mind went) about a half hour ago, I spotted (pun, son!) an intersection between two massive trends that are woven into some recent thinking we’ve done for two of our clients: Big Data and Convergence. Those are the two trends, not our clients.
Big Data is the bringing together of massive amounts of disparate data to find kernels of intelligence and insight, the “aha” moments.
Convergence is the wonder that is the smartphone: a mobile telephone, personal computer, camera and jukebox (and etc., etc…) all rolled into one. Or a spork.
During my visit to the eye doctor, I endured the very, very long, monotonous, repetitive test wherein one eye is patched, Jack Sparrow style, and other exposed eye is assaulted by tiny, arrhythmically timed round blue light-dots that appear for a fraction of a second at varying, unpredictable points within a concave half-sphere in the side of a hulking, vanilla colored machine (picture the Death Star after a good power-washing) into which your face is perched. Each time the light-dot appears, you’re meant to press a button on a wired clicker sort of thing. You know the machine – the one where you always blink when they tell you not to. If you haven’t, imagine the most boring yet annoying and interminable, unwinnable video game you’ve ever played, and you have a reasonable approximation of this experience.
I had a lot of time to think (with my eyes WIDE open) during this experience.
It first occurred to me that if the data from this test were analyzed by a doctor other than an ophthalmologist – say, a psychiatrist, some inferences could be made from it. Compared to others with similar eyesight, was there a decline in accuracy over the course of test? Perhaps that’s an indication of ADHD. How about excessive clicking of the button? Hmm…anxiety.
Then I realized that the grip I had on the clicker coupled with my face being pressed against several mounts in the machine could be used to extract vital signs if the machine were pimped with a heart rate monitor and non-invasive contact thermometers. And what about the fact that I spent at least 15 minutes breathing in a fairly confined area? Surely whatever microbes I emit as well as the intervals and volume of my breathing could be monitored by devices that would fit within the giant shell of this oven-sized eye-taunter. And while my eyes were being attacked, why not subject my olfactory senses to a potpourri of allergens to see what makes my nose twitch?
I was also abandoned in this curtained-off area, which made me feel like a dental patient being x-rayed (you know how the dental hygienists always leave the room before they blast you with plutonium powered polaroids). Couldn’t I smile big for a see-through camera hanging from the ceiling above the Death Star while watching for tiny blue light-dots and have my teeth checked out as well?
I figure that in those 15 minutes (ok, maybe it was 10), with a little hardware engineering coupled with clever software, you could provide meaningful information to an eye doctor, a shrink, a general practitioner, a cardiologist, an allergist and a dentist.
I’m sure if I had more space and more time I could cram a few more expensive specialty MDs into the mix.
And I really am sure that in time, things like this will exist.
Thanks to Big Data plus Convergence.
There will always be divergent specialty devices (like high quality, dedicated cameras), but as MIT professor and author, Henry Jenkins, asserts, convergence devices help us find new uses for hold technology.
Big Data plus Convergence has the potential to save a lot of time, money and maybe even lives. The only downside to Big Data plus Convergence in the case of the all-in-one Death Star Health Monitor (irony intended) is more poking and prodding per minute for patients and shorter and less frequent office visits for doctors. Maybe then they’d spend less time buying and learning expensive devices and more time thinking about their patients.
Big Data plus Convergence has massive implications for marketing, too. That’s one of the many things we’re thinking about when we talk about the triumvirate of Media, Content and Technology. That’s actually an entirely true statement, but I mostly brought this post back to what we do here at Dentsu to assure my colleagues that this blog post wasn’t a totally flight of naval-gazing self-indulgence.