1. Who are you?
See question #2!

2. Name 5 things you love to death.
Writing music, old cartoons, woodland adventures, homebrewing, laughing until it hurts.

3. I’m an expert in_____.
Bombing through NYC traffic on a bicycle.

4. Give us a recipe. (For anything.)
Pennsylvania Kettle Chips- Slice a potato, fry it in lard, eat it. Most important step: repeat in excess.

5. Are you more of a Superhero or Super-villain? Explain.
Now you tell me which side of a“foiling” is more fun.

6. What is cool?
A dog wearing sunglasses.

7. Tell us a secret.
I am TERRIFIED of chalk, terrified.  Ask me why if you want to see me cringe.